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can you please
04.04.10 (10:00 am)   [edit]
Can you hold myhands again?Whenever I am happy and alone I open the album of my heart,Where there are the photos of sweet incidents which had happenedin the past.I search for the same when I am lonelya person who is mine solelyexectly same as the one who used to bean inspiration when I was about to droop a song when I was glad a smile when I was sad Yes ,I always search for youmy friend,my faith,my smile....But how could you leave me alone in this long run of life?where I had chosen you to make my life worthwhile.But this happiness of mine ,for a very short duration,lasts as I return to the present world where the life is exhausting and too fast.As the meeting and parting is a way of life parting and meeting is a hope of life!" To meet,to know, to love and then to partis a sad tale for many a human heat.But still.....CAN YOU HOLD MY HANDS ONCE AGAIN?FOR A WHILE?" By
 
positive thinking/positivefeeling
05.31.08 (3:42 pm)   [edit]
Positive thinking doesnt Work..!!!! There was someone I used to work with who, well aware of their tendency to look at the negative side of things, used to constantly tell themselves to "think more positively". This was said with such a feeling of desperation that I just knew that not only would they NOT think positively, they would probably go even further into negative thinking. The mere fact that they kept pushing themselves to "think positively" was a sign that this would ultimately be counterproductive. So many of us have interpreted the desire to be positive thinkers in a very narrow and ultimately ineffective way. The push to be positive often results in ignoring our true feelings. Instead of recognizing that we don't always feel positive and learning how to convert and turn round our feelings, it so often ends up with us denying them altogether. The Law of Attraction, as defined by Abraham Hicks states that "you attract to yourself what you give your attention and energy to, whether wanted or unwanted". One reason why positive thinking doesn't work is that our focus is in the wrong place. So we say "I don't want to be ill" and believe that this thought will prevent us from being ill. So where is our focus? On being ill! Because the Universe doesn't recognize "not" or "don't". How many times have you told yourself NOT to forget something and then what happens? Oops you've forgotten it! Another reason why positive thinking doesn't work is that we often veil our negative feelings with a positive surface. So we say "I want a loving relationship". Sounds good right? Except that underneath there is the hidden message that having a loving relationship wouldn't even be an issue - unless you'd been in one or a series of not so loving relationships. So it's the hidden message and negative feeling around it, that is still coming through. Ultimately, you're still pushing against something and it's still counterproductive. You're likely to attract more unloving relationships, even though you THINK you've stated otherwise. How can you begin to reverse this? Rather than focusing on your thoughts, focus on your feelings about a given situation or what you would like the situation to be. Start to visualise and sense what you truly desire. Focus on ramping up good, positive, energetic feelings about what you desire, rather than the thought. Practically you can do this by building a "creation box
 
CAN YOU, PLEASE !
07.12.06 (10:30 pm)   [edit]
Can you hold myhands again?Whenever I am happy and alone I open the album of my heart,Where there are the photos of sweet incidents which had happenedin the past.I search for the same when I am lonelya person who is mine solelyexectly same as the one who used to bean inspiration when I was about to droop a song when I was glad a smile when I was sad Yes ,I always search for youmy friend,my faith,my smile....But how could you leave me alone in this long run of life?where I had chosen you to make my life worthwhile.But this happiness of mine ,for a very short duration,lasts as I return to the present world where the life is exhausting and too fast.As the meeting and parting is a way of life parting and meeting is a hope of life!" To meet,to know, to love and then to partis a sad tale for many a human heat.But still.....CAN YOU HOLD MY HANDS ONCE AGAIN?FOR A WHILE?" By kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
STRAIGHT LINE BORE
07.12.06 (9:53 pm)   [edit]
A straight line is a bore ! we like it more when it has some curves, some highs and some downs, some topsy turvy some comlex and some ordinary, some coloured and some plain, SO IS THE LIFE IF THE LIFE IS SEEN AS A WHOLE, SOME LIVE ORDINARY LIFE WITH NO ACOMPLISHMENTS BECAUSE OF THE FEAR OF FACING DIFFICULTIES. THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO DO SOME THING EXTRA ORDINARY,THEY ARE NOT AFRAID OF FACING PROBLEMS,AND MAY ACHIEVE THE HAPPYNESS OF MEANINGFUL, ASTONISHING RESULTS WHICH MAY BE OF IMMENSE IMPORTANCE TO OTHERS.
 
BALANCE SHEET
04.10.06 (9:12 pm)   [edit]
Birth - Opening Balance. Death - Closing Balance. Soul - Fixed Asset. Brain - F.D. Heart - Current Asset. Idea - Current A/c. Achievement - Capital. Character - Closing Stock. Friends - General Reserve. Behavior - Goodwill. Patience - Interest Earned. Love - Dividend. Children - Bonus Issue. Education - Patents. Wisdom - Investment. Expenses - Premium A/c. Hence make your balance sheet very healthy.
 
90/10
03.18.06 (9:32 pm)   [edit]
The 90/10 Principle Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations). What is this principle? 10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determinethe other 90%. How? By your reaction. You cannot control a red light., but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react. Let's use an example. You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react. You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase.Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter. Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning. Why did you have a bad day? A) Did the coffee cause it? B) Did your daughter cause it? C) Did the policeman cause it? D) Did you cause it? The answer is " D". You had no control over what happened with the coffee.How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day. Here is what could have and should have happened. Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "It's ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time".Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having. Notice the difference? Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different.Why? Because of how you REACTED. You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction. Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle. If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc. How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off) Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive? Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it. You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job. The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day.Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger. Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse. Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle. The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache.We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle. It CAN change your life!!!
 
BUSH AND KALAM
03.18.06 (9:24 pm)   [edit]
While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington decides he'd better put the Condoleezza Rice(foriegn minister of US) to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." " Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell (also US minister) and explains the problem. " Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!" .And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!".
 
WAS I WRONG? AND THE GURU WAS RIGHT
03.02.06 (6:41 am)   [edit]
I was escorting our guru in our town with the people of my comunity , Our gurus walk bare footed all over the country, do not eat much food live a very simple life. Yesterday when I was with my comunity people, escorting OUR GURUS INTO THE TOWN , they were wearing strap bandages type cloth on their feets. In the morning sun the shade of the trees was coming on the wrong side of the road{right side, as per rules in our country we must use the left side of the road} the gurus led the flock to walk on the right side of the road because of the tree shades.All the fellows followed the gurus on the wrong side.the trafic got blocked several times but they continued. I continued to walk on the left side of the road,thinking AND walking in the sun when the shade was available on the wrong side.They were joking and commenting on my "foolishness" to continue to walk in the sun. And I was sure that they will have to come to my side afterall in some time. I was shocked to see that our own guru was leading forcibaly my own people to follow the wrong side of the road. I WAS ALONE ON MY SIDE OF THE ROAD, BUT I WAS CONFIDENT THAT I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING. THE LESSION, I THINK, IS NOT TO FOLLOW WRONG ADVISE , USE YOUR WISDOM AND TRY TO CULTIVATE RIGHT HABITS, AND NOT TO FOLLOW THE THE WRONG, FOR ANY TEMPORARY COMFORT. I THINK I HAVE MY PRIORITIES RIGHT, IT WAS A SIMPLE INCIDENT BUT IT WAS A LIFE TIME LESSION.
 
BATTLE FIELD
02.09.06 (5:13 am)   [edit]

PEOPLE DON'T FAIL

DUE TO LACK OF

KNOWLEDGE AND

TALENT,BUT FAIL

BECAUSE THEY

LEAVE THE BATTLE

FIELD BEFORE THE

WAR IS OVER.

 
HONESTY IS A BAD POLICY
01.21.06 (7:52 am)   [edit]

HONESTY IS A BAD POLICY

Tomorrow  I am going for begging again

to the place, for what was and is really   ;mine,and which

I helped build, and develop in the early stage of my life.

Going to the person  to whom I

broughtup ,groom up and developed

to learn to stand on his own feet

to face the world.

Tomorrow I am going from the place

 which again I developed with honesty

hard work ,  in the later part of my life

I developed a reputed shopping house,

for the near and dear ones, on which

i have no control and right now.

Tomorrow I am going away from this place

to bring more monetery strength , by begging

 for the persons who really do not love me  .

 Honesty, good charactor, hardwork

descipline remain ,of no value in these

times of life.ONLY MONEY MATTERS.

Emotional part of life is considered

foolishness and absurd.

Tomorrow I am going for begging

 and the persons behind will prey

to god that I succeed to bring more money

for them to enjoy their life,

not thinking for a while

how hard and painful it really is

 to beg from the same persons

once you developed,

once you become old

 it is really like hell.

HONESTY IS A BAD POLICY< DONOT YOU AGREE?

 Please forgive to go  too personal.

 
i love you all
01.20.06 (5:11 am)   [edit]
have a clear heart, love and serve people arround you, be honest with yourself and others.have courage to speak what you think is right, just do not agree with all the people you meet, just to please them, if you do so ,you will be honest with yourself atleast. we have to change our attitude towerds people  if we want to make the world happy.          
 
SASURAL
01.15.06 (5:01 am)   [edit]

When I was passing through the same street, I


remember  that I normally used to visit ,a house


that was my in-laws home.THAT MEANS MY SASURAL.


They brought me to the SASURAL,


with great persuation to see my well being.


MOSTLY , THE POWERFUL AND WEALTHY PEOPLE


RULE THE SOCIETY AS MERCYLESS JAILORS


A JAIL is also termed as a SASURAL in loose hindi terms.


The owner ,or the Jailor,was my well wisher, who brought


me here to engage me in a business for his own benifit.


 


I was a hard working, honest and well behaved PRISONER


but the jailor was an extortionist. he built a palace like house


using my blood and crushing my bones to build pillers and arches.


by grilling and grilling me to make huse profits,


continuously, until I REVOLTED.


 


This revolt boiled me from my inside,


creating hatred for the injustice and


I slowly but surely became a REVOLUTIONIST,


hard and poisonous


wanting to take a revange, from the whole world.


 


 My whole family for whom I took this suffering,


became intolerant, inaffectionate


 obstinate, offencive and destructive,


suspecting and forcingly sujjesting


that I have become mentally sick,


worth being sent to another SASURAL;


 A MENTAL HOSPITAL.


 


But I still wonder   & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;


as to when and where


did my face lose  my charming Honest smile?


MY HUMOUR? MY GOODWILL FOR THE WHOLE WORLD?


 MY POSITIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE?


TODAY I FEEL LIKE A DEAD SOUL!


But the fire in the heart


is still there,


almost extingwished but alive,


still wanting to grow back, become powerful


and strive to cleanse the whole world of the decay


 that has been arround, and still growing at a fast pace.


I wonder


whether I will be able to do that


 and get the honest smile back on my , now old face?


 

 
Dangerous HUMANS
11.25.05 (2:19 am)   [edit]
I am not afraid of GOD,THE NATURE,THE ANIMALS,THE PLANETS
or THE GALAXY as they all have their certain set rules,dynamics to move along and perform in this world.

I am afraid of the HUMANS , who can use their brain to make and then to distort any rules, to harm and destroy others at their will.

Human brain is not to be used for conspiration and destruction of others.It was provided by GOD to humans to use it for the welfare of HIS creations.
by>>>>>> ;kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
A GLIMPSE OF A SOUL
11.25.05 (1:53 am)   [edit]

A GLIMPSE OF A SOUL



I was attracted  by THE MOTHER'S calendar photo when I was doing my
post graduation,way back in 1960's.
Her eyes and the sweet smile used to tell me as to what should I do
in any given circumstance.Her looks used to reassure me as if mocking
at me when I was perturbed, telling me just not to get bogged down by
adverse circumstances,and to get on with life as it comes.Sort of the
feeling we get when our own mother helps us in depressing times and
encourage us to move on with a smile like HER's.
"THE MOTHER" USED TO SPEAK TO ME AND I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WANTED
TO TELL ME.
MEIRA, her childhood name, born in France,came to Pondicherry{India},
a French Colony at that time.
She saw Lord Krishna in SRI AUROBINDO whom she used to see in her dreams
in her childhood days.
SRI AUROBINDO was from Bengal{India}, a revolutionary and freedom fighter.
He got enlightenment while in jail,put in by British Gov't for his revolutionary
activities.
He came to Pondicherry to practice Integral Yoga, and extensively read and wrote
about the Indian scriptures. He became a Maharshi. He died in 1950 there.
The mother stayed back in Pondicherry and looked after the AUROBINDO ASHRAM
as HIS disciple. She died in 1973 there.



I went to Pondicherry with my wife in April end 1997. We urged the receptionist
to let us enter the personal room of SRI AUROBINDO to meditate and receive his
blessings.
The meditation was deep and satisfying.
Immediately afterwords I took photographs of their SAMADHI with due permission.
In the right hand side of my blog ,you can see those photographs. I was surprised
to find a glimpse of SRI AUROBINDO on the donation box near the samadhi.
The box was made of rusted iron and there is no chance of any reflection coming
through to my camera. Moreover, no photographs are there on the walls arround.
If you closely observe, you can see his eyes, eyeballs, white portion in the eyes,
the nose, the mouth, the lips,the forehead,scattered beard and the chest also.
He is looking a little sideways.
The eye gesture, the lips style resemble with the original photo.
I have sent copies of these photos to several institutions, including
AUROBINDO ASHRAM,throughout India and received feed back.They all agree that
the image resembles SRI AUROBINDO'S.
There is no imagination like elephants in clouds or a shadow image.
THEN, WHAT IS IT?I am open to examination as I have negatives,photo permission card,
period of our stay there etc.
I have received letters stating that this is a gift of god to me.
Through MEDITATION I could get the glimpse of the SOUL which is present there
in the powerful atmosphere of PONDICHERRY{INDIA}.



    & nbsp;   By-- kcrampuria@rediffmail.com

 
religion
11.25.05 (1:46 am)   [edit]

GOD WILL NEVER THROW ANYTHING AT YOU
THAT YOU CANNOT HANDLE;


YOU JUST TAKE IT
ONE STEP AT A TIME

By.................kcrampuria@rediffmail.com

 
philosophy
11.25.05 (1:35 am)   [edit]

Afterall one has to understand himself what one should
do,in any circumstance.
If one wants to understand ,one will ! by any means.
If one doesnot want to understand,one will not ! may
someone try by all means to make him do.
It's advisable to let one alone ,to find out the
solution and work it out .
By
kcrampuria@rediffmail.com

 
MY PRAYER
11.25.05 (1:26 am)   [edit]
 O GOD GRANT ME
THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOTCHANGE
THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN
AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
....
kcrampuria@rediffmail.com

  

 
Hilirious engineers
09.30.05 (9:52 pm)   [edit]
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

 ------------------- --------------------

 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come
out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

------------------------- ---------------




NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

------------------------- --------------------

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One
Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined

------------------------- --------------------


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

------------------------- ----------------

SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their
move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this
time...

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

------------------------- ------------------------- --------------


Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, but  don't mess
with   Engineers
 
NAVAKAR MANTRA
08.24.05 (9:01 pm)   [edit]


JAIN NAVAKAR MAHA MANTRA

 
FEELINGS
08.17.05 (9:50 pm)   [edit]


{when i miss you}{ i look when i see you}{ you look when we meet}


    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;         & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;      

 
WHO IS HE
08.10.05 (8:49 pm)   [edit]

Hi,

Try to answer if u can......... based on minimum no of clues...!

 Clue no: 1 -  In a Historic match between India and  England, he served as a  captain.....


Clue no: 2 -  He was the Opening bowler in that  match....


Clue no: 3 -  He was also the Opening batsman in  that match....


Clue no: 4 -  He is the one who bowled the last ball  of his innings....


Clue no: 5 -  He was the one who faced the last ball  of the innings....


 Still u didn't get it...... oops.....


Clue no: 6 -  He took the last wicket of the  innings.....


Clue no: 7 -  He was the man of match in that  particular match....


 Okay at least after this easy one


Clue no: 8 -  He won the match for his team by  hitting a six in the last ball........ Who is HE???


 Not found yet????


Okay let the genius answer it....



..........It is..........

Aamir Khan in Lagaan

 

 
ambulance service
08.07.05 (2:44 pm)   [edit]
Ambulance Service have launched a national & international "In case
of Emergency ( ICE ) " campaign

The idea is that you store the word " I C E " in your mobile phone
address book, and against it enter the number of the person you
would want to be contacted "In Case of Emergency".

In an emergency situation ambulance and hospital staff will then be
able to quickly find out who your next of kin are and be able to
contact them. It's so simple that everyone can do it. Please do.

Please will you also email this to everybody in your address book,
it won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about
this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at
rest.

For more than one contact name ICE1, ICE2, ICE3 etc.

 
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THE SEVEN WONDERS
08.06.05 (7:23 pm)   [edit]










                                A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present

"Seven Wonders of the World.." Though there were some disagreements,
the following received the most votes:

1. Egypt's Great Pyramids

2. Taj Mahal

3. Grand Canyon

4. Panama Canal

5. Empire State Building

6. St. Peter's Basilica

7. China's Great Wall


While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student

had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if

she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied,

"Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind

because there were so many."


The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and

maybe we can help.

"The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the

'Seven Wonders of the World' are:

                                                                                1. To See


                                                                                2. To Hear

                                                                                3. To Touch

                                                                                4. To Taste

                                                                                 5. To Feel

                                                                                 6. To Laugh

                                                                7. And to Love."



The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.
The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that
 
Faster than you
07.30.05 (4:41 am)   [edit]
Two friends are walking in the jungle.
Suddenly a tiger appears in the distance running toward them. One friend
pulls a pair of 'Nikes' out of his bag and quickly puts them on.
With a surprised look, the other friend says, "You don't really think
you
can out run that tiger with those?"
"I don't need to out run the tiger", his friend replies, "I just need to
run faster than you".

 
BLOG IN SPACE
07.30.05 (3:51 am)   [edit]

Dear Humanoid,


Thank you for signing up to have your blog sent into space. The first transmission is scheduled for the week of August 12, 2005. Your blog will be included in that transmission. We will be using a five meter parabolic dish antenna with redundant high-powered klytrson amplifiers to transmit the signal (that was for all the nerds out there). You will receive a confirmation email each time your blog is transmitted.


 


Until then please help us spread the word! We have added a new feature called Space Posts that allows non-bloggers to upload a one-time message. We all have friends that don't blog. We don't like them as much as people that do, but it's ok to still be nice to them and share stuff like this.

 
Engineers
07.30.05 (3:39 am)   [edit]

Engineers!

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.

The car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the rods."

The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank."

The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry."

All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"

The Computer Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in again ."

 
NO BODY LIKES YOU
07.30.05 (3:18 am)   [edit]

7.) NOBODY likes U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U,
...Dont cry!!!

 My name is NOBODY

 
start something new
07.30.05 (2:15 am)   [edit]
Just because you've never done it, doesn't mean you can't.
Though it may be new and different, it is still within your reach.
For you can learn, you can adapt,
you can improve and then improve some more.
Start something new, commit to it,
and you might be amazed at how far you can go.

Each new skill you master makes your existing skills
and knowledge more valuable and more useful.
Thus the relatively small amount of effort it
takes to learn something new can end up paying off in a big way.

Start something new, and your level of confidence can
increase dramatically. Start something new,
and you experience a whole new, interesting,
exciting corner of the world.

Yes, it takes some initiative on your part to get
started on something new. Once you get going, though,
your energy level will increase to more than meet the demand.

Start something new in your life.
The richness you'll gain is well worth the effort.

 
Defeat the problem
07.28.05 (2:24 pm)   [edit]

IF one does not do any thing,


he does not experience any problem.


But  if you do one mission,any task,


problems will arise.


That problem should not become your master.


You should become the master of the problem,


defeat that problem and succeed.


 by-- kcrampuria"rediffmail.com

 
Leave room
05.30.05 (9:13 pm)   [edit]

Do not let your mind become


cluttered with worry.It leaves


less room for the good stuff.

 
CAN YOU?
05.25.05 (8:58 pm)   [edit]

Can you hold my


hands again?


Whenever I am happy and alone I open the album of my heart,


Where there are the photos of sweet incidents which had happened


in the past.


I search for the same when I am lonely


a person who is mine solely


exectly same as the one who used to be


an inspiration when I was about to droop


a song when I was glad


a smile when I was sad


Yes ,I always search for you


my friend,my faith,my smile....


But how could you leave me alone in


this long run of life?


where I had chosen you to make my life worthwhile.


But this happiness of mine ,for a very short duration,


lasts as I return to the present world where the life


is exhausting and too fast.


As the meeting and parting is a way of life


parting and meeting is a hope of life!


" To meet,to know, to love and then to part


is a sad tale for many a human heat.


But still.....


CAN YOU HOLD MY HANDS ONCE AGAIN?


FOR A WHILE?"


   By kcrampuria@rediffmail.com

 
THE TIME [good or bad]
05.04.05 (3:22 pm)   [edit]
"TIME" does not crush anyone's head by
hitting one with a rod or by any firearms.

The power "THE TIME" uses is only that
it destroys one's wisdom and intelligence
at that time, so that one becomes unable
to understand one's own good or bads.

In our good times we are able to use our wisdom,
while our bad times are when we lack it.

By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
CAPACITY TO GROW
04.21.05 (9:07 pm)   [edit]
AN ECONOMY'S CAPACITY TO GROW DEPENDS
ON HOW MUCH IT SAVES AND CHANNELS INTO
INVESTMENT AND THE PRODUCTIVITY OF SUCH
INVESTMENT.

By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
Loan
04.20.05 (9:38 pm)   [edit]
An Indian tells a New York bank
that he is going to Europe on
business for two weeks and needs
to borrow $5,000.The bank officer
says that the bank will need
security for such a loan, so the
man hands overthe keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked in front of the
bank.Everything checked out,the bank
agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.An employee parks the
Rolls into bank's underground garage.

Two weeks later the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and interest,which
comes to $15.41.The loan officer says
"we are very happy to have had your
business. While You were away,we
checked you out and found that you are
a multimillionire.What puzzles us is why
would you bother to borrow $5,000"?

The Indian :"Where else in New York can I
park My car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

By kcrampuria@rediffmail.com

 
WRESTLING
04.20.05 (8:29 pm)   [edit]
A son to father:Papa, why does a groom hold
the hands of the bride during wedding?
Father replied:Dear, this is a custom. Similar
to two wrestlers shaking hands before wrestling.
By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
MILLIONARE
04.19.05 (8:54 pm)   [edit]
A miserable-looking man was sitting in a bar
one night.
"Why are you looking so sad?" asked the barman.
"My wife made me a millionare,"said the man.
"If my wife made me a millionare,I'd be the
happiest man on the earth,"said the barman.
"Yes,but before I met her I was a multi-millionare.
By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
LONG HISTORY
04.19.05 (8:40 pm)   [edit]
There was this little girl who said to her
teacher,"Miss,I wish i'd been alive 2000 years
ago."
Her teacher said, "Really Monica? Why's that?"
she said,"There'd have been so much less
history to learn."
By- kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
GETTING MARRIED
04.12.05 (4:29 pm)   [edit]
A husband informed over phone to his wife
about bringing his friend John to dinner that day.
"For dinner!" she cried.You silly should know that
the cook is on leave,gas is finished and grocer won't
give things on credit until we clear earlier dues....."
"Yes I am aware of all that,"the husband replied
sarcastically,"
"and to show all this I am bringing him to our home,
since this mad fellow is wishing to get married."
By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
Begging comunity
04.12.05 (4:14 pm)   [edit]
A politician handed a ten doller note
to a begger in newyork.
"Where are you from?"asked the begger.
"I am a minister in the cabinat."replied the politicion.
"Thankyou very much,"said the begger and
returned the note,"I do not take money
from colleagues."
BY-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
A FRIEND INVITED
04.10.05 (5:19 pm)   [edit]
In inviting a friend to his wedding anniversary
party,the host explained,"We are on the fifth floor,
TowerIII,press bell with your elbow."
"Ok , but why should I use the elbow?"asked
the perplexed friend.
" I am sure,you are not coming empty handed."

By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com

 
CALL THE DOCTOR
04.10.05 (5:06 pm)   [edit]
A guy walks into work with both his ears
all bandaged up."What happened to your ears?"
asks the boss."Yesterday ",says the guy,"I was
ironing a shirt when the phone rang;and I
accidentally answered the iron."
"Well that explains one ear, what happened
to your other ear?"
"Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
PUBLIC FUNCTION
04.09.05 (5:28 pm)   [edit]
The applicant for life insurance was finding it
difficult to fill the application.
The salesman asked him what the trouble was and
the man replied that he wasn't able to answer
the question about the cause of the death of
his father.
The salesman wanted to know why. The client
explained that his father was hanged.
The salesman pondered and said," Just write my
father was taking part in a public function
when the platform gave way.
By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
THE DOG FIRST
04.09.05 (5:12 pm)   [edit]
Q.:If your wife is yelling at the front door,
and your dog is barking at the back door,
who do you let in first?
A.:The dog, atleast he will shutup once
he's in.
By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
Running engine
04.08.05 (8:19 pm)   [edit]
A motor mechanic attending to the car
of a heart surgeon,told him pointing
to the engine,"I also open heart,take
valves out,grind them,put in new parts,
and when I finish the car runs like a
machine.So how come you get big money,
for doing similar work."

The doctor leaned over and whispered
to the loud mechanic,"Try doing it
with the engine running."
By-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
LAWYERS
04.08.05 (8:12 pm)   [edit]
Once a fierce fight took place between
the dwellers of the heaven and the hell.
But the heaven dwellers were severely
beaten.
Then the sufferers threatened:"You can't
escape the punishment.We'd file a case in
court of God to make Him to take you to task."

"Still you can't win, as we've all the lawyers
staying with us only!"

By- kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
A Statisticion
04.08.05 (7:54 pm)   [edit]
A Statician is a person who, if you've
got your feet in the oven and your head
in the refrigerator will tell you that
on an average ,you're very comfortable.

BY-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
USE AND THROW ATTITUDE
04.02.05 (8:28 pm)   [edit]
We generally take our nearest relatives
like father, mother, brothers,sisters ,
and other blood relatives for GRANTED,
and behave with them as per our whims and
fancies at the moment of time.

WE mis behave ,illtreat, shout at them
at own will because they have to bear with it
as they belong to us and can not severe
emotional ties with us abruptly.

On the other hand, we behave decently with
other people,friends etc as we are aware
that the other person will not take it
lightly and may not like to meet and talk
to us again.

What I am trying to say here is that to
maintain relations with others we maintain
a degree of dignity and respect for them.

I request you to consider the fact that
why can not we maintain the same dignity
when dealing with our own near and dear
ones as this is most important for the
peace and happyness at home.

Why do we treat our own relatives as
a use and throw itoms.

Almost all families are faced with
this kind of situation leading to
breakups, tentions, unhappyness and
even hatrad between family members.

Please see reason and behave!

BY-kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
A FUTILE EXERCISE
03.31.05 (3:28 pm)   [edit]
A FUTILE EXERCISE
Is there any need to acquire more knowledge than what we already have?
Have we put into practice in our life what we already know?

Afterall more knowledge is required for the betterment of our lives!
Have we made our lives better than before?

We certainly know that early to rise in the morning and doing
some exercises is good for our health,are we doing that?

WE do know that the vices of falsehood,cheating,anger, lust,
attachments,ego,etc make us lose best of our friends,lead us to
all sorts of troubles in life,have we even tried to reduce these
wrong habits in our lives?

science is evil in bad minds!
money is evil in wrong hands!

Good charactor,timely work and rest ,hard work and sincerity,
courage to change the wrongs,are the most necessary qualities
to be developed in life to attain happiness and peace and progress.
Don't we most certainly know that?Have we made some efforts
in this direction?

A diabetic patient needs more exercise,food control.
A heart patient needs to control enxiety,eating habits and
a regular time table.
Do they even observe restraint, inspite of the knowledge?

More knowledge and little application is just a mental
exercise,which is of little significance unless put to
regular practice.

Our urgent need is to try to use the knowledge
what we already have,instead of stuffing our minds
with more and more of it.It is a waste effort.

Excess knowledge without practice is like using our minds like
dustbins ,overflowing with waste ,emanating bad smells of
ego, tentions in life,illhealth,frictions in society, resulting in
chaos all arround.
A LOT MORE CAN BE SAID ABOUT IT ,BASED ON
OUR OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES.
please let me know what do you think about it!

By--kcrampuria@rediffmail .com
 
BUT I DO
03.30.05 (3:23 pm)   [edit]
George Bernard Shaw was coming down by stairs
while Churchill was going up. G.B.S.opened his
arms and said,"I don't give way to fools."
Churchill stood aside and said,"But I do."
-BY_ kcrampuria@rediffmail.com
 
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